These were posted by my brother Wade on his site. I thought they were really funny so I thought I would share. Enjoy!
12 things I've learned from going to community college... (All true)
12. If you haven't written in your mandatory daily journal all semester, just scribble some stuff down as fast as you can while the teacher is checking them at the end of the year, and you just might pass...
11. If the guy next to you cuts up a sheet of paper into small pieces and then asks for a pencil that writes really small...he could be writing down things that he might want to look at during an closed book exam...
10. Some girls just don't have time for breakfast, so they bring Orange Juice with them to drink during class. You can hear the slurps across the classroom as they are sipping on their GALLON CARTON of O.J.
9. When the kid next to you brags about getting a 20 on a test, then it's time to change seats.
8. When the teacher asks you what you've been reading in the past week to further your knowledge, emails from your friends is not an acceptable reply.
7. Don't help the barely english-speaking guy next to you use the word "Reprehensible" in his paper...the teacher might write it on the board and ask him if he knows what it means...
6. Some Asian people have trouble saying the "f" word, which makes it really funny when they still use it in half of their vocabulary.
5. Watch out for the guy that argues with your government teacher on why he should be able to carry his licensed hand gun on campus...
4. When a maintenance guy is working in one of your classrooms...don't touch anything as you walk by him, because you might nock apart the desk he just put together and then he'll give you a dirty look everytime he sees you for the rest of the semester.
3. Don't start up a chess game during class, the teacher might not like it...
2. Don't make fun of your teacher in class...they can have fast come backs...and theirs is usually better than yours...
1. When you're proofreading someone's paper and at the end of a sentence it says... "(For an example see picture on pg. 50)," it just might be possible that they might not have written that paper...